Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
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