Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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