Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
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