I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
Randomize
