If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
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