covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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