About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
I am naked and annoyed.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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