I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
The bartender just legitimately thanked me for breaking the cycle of speed metal by playing mmmbop.
i don't think that has ever happened before in the history of man
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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