yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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