Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
I just gift wrapped bread.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
I have fence marks all over my body
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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