Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
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