the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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