Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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