i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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