All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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