So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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