Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
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