I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
It's just like the Real World with babies
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
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