smell my finger.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
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