the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
Randomize
