found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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