Soap is not a condiment
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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