You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Jerry, you need to find god
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
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