so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
17 year olds will be the death of me.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
I need moral support for this bender
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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