Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
Drunk me really needs to stop 1. telling every attractive dude in a relationship that monogamy isn't real 2. Proposing threesomes with them and their girlfriends
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
Randomize
