Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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