k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
it glows. i had to have it.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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