WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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