Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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