I feel like death. Did you die last night?
Nope. Ready for round 2. Fiesta!
unreal. Greatest comeback since Jesus
I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
Is it penis luge time yet?
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
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