when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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