You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
When my options for Friday night are being a 3rd wheel or bringing a gay man as my date i need to focus on other things in life like having a successful career.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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