I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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