You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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