i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
Randomize
