I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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