no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
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