Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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