Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
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