Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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