Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
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