Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
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