I think i peed on brittanys purse
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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