so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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