Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
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