is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
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