The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
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