I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
Randomize