Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
Randomize
