I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
lets start a swedish sibling band together
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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