I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
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